Hello there. I'm Spongemom. I don't know who you are,
how you found me, or what color your underwear is,
but thanks for coming.

This is my little corner of the internet where I will share
anything and everything I deem worthy of sharing.
If you don't like what I have to share, please,write
me some hate mail. I love that shit, it makes
amazing masturbation material. I LOVE
dreaming about random strangers that
HATE MEH OVAR TEH INTARWEBZ!

I like people. I really do. *lies*

My website may not appear conventional to you, but this
is what I want it to look like. Negative comments about
how my site looks will be filed away for later
in the spank bank.

By the way, don't look out that
window to your left just yet.
*gathers cameras*

Have fun, don't shit on the carpet, and enjoy your stay.